I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Pants are for mortals
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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