Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
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Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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