Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
