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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord

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(845): View more from New York

People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk

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(517): View more from Michigan

he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead

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(910): View more from North Carolina

He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.

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(914): View more from New York

The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.

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(914): View more from New York

i'll...probably just offer you drugs?

(516): View more from New York

i'll...probably take them in all honesty

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