It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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