we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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