ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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