Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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