So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I need water and some morals
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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