They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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