Sry I called you an 8
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null