Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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