You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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