what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
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Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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