guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You pole danced in your parka.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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