After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
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Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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