Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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