thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
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She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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