My Higher Power is John Stamos
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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