My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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