you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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