thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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