your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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