If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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