This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
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You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
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We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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