i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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