Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
time to smoke my breakfast
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm both gender and math confused
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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