I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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