Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
