So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Randomize
