Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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