I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
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when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
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I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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