my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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