Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
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The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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