this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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