How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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