we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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