did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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