im drinking this country out of the recession.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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