Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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