Little spoons don't ask big questions
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
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I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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