Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
My liver just broke up with me...
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
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