I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
they call him Oral-B. enough said
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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