im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
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I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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