Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
try to milk me bitch
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