Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
