Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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