brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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