After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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