Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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