Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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