some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
operation have a gay friend backfired
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Your cock deserves a montage
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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