Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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