weddingsv make me drug and hornr
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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