i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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