I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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