I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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