oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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