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Nicole vs. Life
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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