Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
it was like having sex with a tree stump
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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